Steam keys are games you really want to play.
Steam keys are games that you can add to your Steam library and maybe sometime play.
Steam keys aren’t yours.
Steam keys are bundled, six for a dollar.
Steam keys are bundled, pay more, get more.
Steam keys are found in number, in bundles. More added soon.
Steam keys are cheap, pulled from an infinite supply.
Steam keys are expensive, we don’t want the rabble let in yet.
Steam keys are for crowdfunding, you can have one down the line.
Steam keys are for Greenlighting. Buy cheap now and vote.
Steam keys are wanted post sale when no Steam key was agreed.
Steam keys are bought with no promise of Steam keys turning up further down the line.
Steam keys are things for reviewers to review games.
Steam keys are for YouTubers to stream videogames.
Steam keys are for giveaways. Replace ? with an S.
Steam keys are traded for Twitter followers. RT to Win.
Steam keys are traded for Facebook likes.
Steam keys are gifts you can give to a friend.
Steam keys are gifts, buy at the right time get five to give away.
Steam keys are posted in forums for others to grab.
Steam keys are traded for kudos.
Steam keys are traded for virtual weapons and virtual stuff.
Steam keys are traded for virtual points to use to acquire more Steam keys.
Steam keys are credit. Idle a game for an hour, that’s money off the next Steam key.
Steam keys are for smilies to use in Steam chat.
Steam keys are for backgrounds to make your Steam profile personal.
Steam keys are for badges that aren’t really real.
Steam keys make a number go up.
Steam keys are…