Bastard World

Posted by oddbob on November 15, 2006 · Lovingly Filed Under Other peoples games, Personal 
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I realise that in any other blog, this would be a really long pissing and whinging fest of epic proportions…but here at Gibber, we’re kinda special. Yes, my mum did tell me that an awful lot.

So, Bastard World then… yeah, its a game, sorry to disappoint.

Bastard World is a bare bones platformer, there’s absolutely nothing for you to collect, no grand tasks to complete - get from one side of the map to the other and thats yer lot. And truly, it is the most aptly named game since Cuntminge Simulator (I dreamt that one, didn’t I?), ok - since “Don’t Buy This” graced your budget racks.

Its not the prettiest game, all told - nor is it the most polished. But it is curiously addictive if a little flawed in places. Its also, on occasions, a complete and utter bastard and some of the level design may unleash the inner sailor in you. (Unless the inner sailor in you happens to be Captain Haddock, in which case you’ll say “Blistering Barnacles” or somesuch twaddle.).

A nice time waster indeed and you can’t really knock the price.

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