Announcing My New Game:DRM

Today seemed like a smart day to give the title away, what with Blizz acknowledging that maybe, just maybe their always on could possibly be DRM if you squint at it a bit don’t squint at it a bit stop look over there it’s a daisy.

Announcing the most DRM riddled game of all time. It’s called DRM. It contains a DRM. It’s so extreme it tries to kill the player within 10 seconds of starting the game. It’s a DRM that shoots coloured lasers at your face.

It’s out in September and this is the plan. When this game doesn’t sell and I’m living in a cardboard box in November, I can definitely say “it was DRM that did it”. That’s completely the plan, it’s brilliant! It can’t fail. It can’t fail so much I’ve already got the cardboard box ready…

It’s a bit small, yeah, but if I fold myself up real careful I’m sure it’ll be comfortable. I’ve slept in worse, anyway. I’m taking a hit for PC gamers everywhere.

Everyone, say hello to Bernard! Bernard will be joining me in the box if this fails. I’m not too keen on that given, well, see for yourself…

So there we go. DRM:The Game. September. Be there to watch my DRM ruin everything. On the PC with a Mac version either at launch or in close proximity depending on how fine I’m cutting things. More details and stuff over the next few weeks as well as how you’ll get your filthy mits on the thing.

  • http://notsoftgames.com/ bignobody

    That cardboard box doesn’t look very big. When you say “living in it”, you mean just putting it over your head, right?

    • retroremakes

       It’s a tiny box. I’ll be fine. I’ve been in tiny boxes before.

  • Jim

    I’ve got a bigger box I can donate if you’d like.

    • retroremakes

       I don’t want to see your box. I don’t know where it’s been.

  • http://twitter.com/caffeinemonster Mobeen Fikree

    Tell us more about how DRM is going to enhance the gameplay experience in a manner that was simply not possible in the dark days before DRM was a thing.

    • retroremakes

       It’s good for your skin, Mo. Unheard of in gaming prior, promise.

  • Andrew Pointon

    I was hoping it stood for Doctor Minge :(

    • http://twitter.com/steve_parkes Stephen Parkes

      I used to have a Dr Mudeegonda that’s DRM.

    • retroremakes

       It can stand for that if you want, Andy.

  • Abominable Kenneth

    Does it contain anchovies? I’m allergic to anchovies.

    • Rob Remakes

      No anchovies! But I can’t guarantee it won’t contain other foodstuffs.

    • retroremakes

       No anchovies but I can’t promise no other foodstuffs :(

  • http://twitter.com/psysal Calvin French

    Yesh!