Insert Willy Joke Here…

Oh, that headline works on *so* many levels, I’m sorry. I’m also sorry that I haven’t had chance to sort out the half mess that is this site at the moment, my wonderful flu has metamorphosed into snot central and is driving me spare. Thanks to everyone who left “get well wishes” though, much appreciated and it’s certainly something I’m planning on doing sooner rather than later.
Everyday Shooter on Steam
Ok, well there goes my only reason for wanting a PS3…
Bought, downloading…probably more later
Just a quick note for Vista users - I had to run the game in compatibility mode for Windows XP SP2 in order to get some (any) sound.
Wiiware “good” games count could reach 2…

…World of Goo is the first, obviously. But you already knew that, right readers? High Voltage have just announced an interesting looking game called Gyrostarr - which from the video looks like a curious mix of Tempest (obviously, this is a good thing) and Kenta Cho’s Torus Trooper (also a very good thing).
Fuck Space

Both Bill and Tim have already amply covered Cactus’ Fuck Space in recent days, and really, given the quality of the games stylings it’d be rude for me to not join the party.
Aside from having one of the best names for a game ever, Fuck Space has some beautifully retro styled graphics with all the space craft and nasties constructed out of pixel blocks - almost LED style, and their chunky simplicity makes them, whilst certainly not unique - but definitely in a league of their own. Read more
The Players Choice Conclusion
So, what have I learnt from my little foray into the most celebrated Indie games of the year?
…well, aside from the fact that my own method of judgement is only ever so slightly more fair than a poll on a forum for people to vote on. (Hey, at least I tried all of these games before voting *and* I’d actually played the game I voted for beforehand also. I didn’t just do it because some nice bloke on one of the forums I visit asked me to.) Read more
The Players Choice #3
Rage Of Magic 2
Sent my monitor out of range. Nothing to see here then!
Scrubbles
As if Puzzle Bobble hasn’t been arse raped enough by the shareware community over the years, its now got to suffer the indignity of being wrapped in horrible kiddy-goth clothes with someones idea of ingenious additions to the formula for good measure. Of course, this means Scrubbles is a bag of cynical twee cock.
Very depressing. I’ll be in the corner listening to Bauhaus to forget about this for the next day or so Read more
The Players Choice #2
Gibbage
Oooh, an easy one. I don’t have to play Gibbage right now because I’ve played it a fair bit this year already, and its rather nifty. So there.
In all likelihood, I think Gibbage has already passed the 5 minute test
Read more





