Category Archives: Reviews

Mutant Storm Empire

If you ever wondered how people advertise a game with alleged old school gameplay (whatever the fuck that is) in this modern age, then for the most part you need look no further than Microsofts Xbox Live Arcade service for the Xbox360. A veritable haven of classic gameplay at cheap as chips prices (unless you have the misfortune to stumble upon one of the cunts charging 1200 points or taking the piss with massive amounts of downloadable content - Q? Entertainment prior to E4 I’m looking at you on both counts there).

Space Giraffe Review (Proper)

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Ok, lets get the important bit out of the way first. Space Giraffe is good. Very good in fact. So good, that I’ve just whiled away most of two very chilled evenings in front of the television blasting away. Got that? Good. [...]

Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved PC

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Ok, so a little late to the party here but I’ve finally got round to picking up a copy of Geometry Wars for the PC and…
Well, its competant, its reasonably fun but it also feels really old. Which isn’t the greatest sign.
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