The Imperfect List Lyrics (version 2)

Big Hard Excellent Fish - The Imperfect List

Adolf Hitler
Mike Gatting
Terry and June
Fucking bastard Thatcher
Insincere social climate of mixed origin
Overdose
Scouse impersonators
Macho dickhead
Bonnie Langford
Poll Tax
Neighbours
Lost keys
Phoney friend
The royal family
Stock, Aitkin and Waterman
Heartbreaking lying friend
Smiling Judas
Myra Hindley
Acid rain
Stinking rich female in furs
Disloyal lover
Wife and child beater
Drunken abuser
Racist
Bully
The Sun newspaper
AIDS inventor
Leon Brittan
All nonces
Massive massive oilslick
Loneliness
Cancer
Hunger
Greed
Gut wrenching disappointment
Evil gossiping fashion bastard
Tasteless A&R wanker
The Tory invention of the non working class
Mister Jessie Helms
Hillsborough
Weird british judges
Depression
Apartheid
John Lennons murder
Anyones murder
The breakdown of the NHs
Heysel Stadium
The death of the rain forest
Rednecks
Rape
The all American way
Red sock in the white washing
Tiananmen Square
Sexual harassment
Mile long checkout queue
Nelson Mandela’s imprisonment
Miscarriage
Where were you?

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